How drunk can one Karazhan get?

+ So It's a Saturday night and the feeling is right for a Karazhan. We're getting formed up and I promised Tzia and Saskia that I'd make sure they got into a Kara with me. So I hopped onto XFire and luckily Tzia had just logged on, so I say "Kara" and the next thing I see is "<'user' has started plaing World of Warcraft>" So then I grab my phone and send a txt to Saskia and tell her that we're starting Kara and I'm holding her a spot.

I had just bought a 1/5 of Jager the night before and I still had a few energy drinks in the fridge, so I announce that I'm making a drinking game out of the run. Every time I die, I do a Jager bomb. Every time the group wipes, I do a Jager bomb. In retrospect, I should have maybe chosen my words a little better. Because that meant whenever we wipe, I do 2, one for me dying, and one for the wipe. It was a fun run, and I think I may be glad we called it at Shade. I do believe I did 7 Jager bombs on him alone. For a grand total of 19-20 within the 2.5 hour time period.

Needless to say, I had a good buzz going when I went to stand up.

You think they'd tell the DPS....

So there I was on a Karazhan run, and we're at Prince Malchazar. We're on our second attempt, no one is sure where the first one went wrong, but we wiped faster than a group of 12's in RageFire Chasm.

So, we're on our second attempt to kill Prince, and he's down to less than 2% when the tank dies. How? Again, no one was sure. So Standing there is a healer, and the super Chicken. Prince was at 4733 health; yeah, seriously. Of course no one yells that to the Chicken while Prince is whacking away on the healers, so I'm in the middle of a cast of Starfire. 2.5 seconds go by and he's tore through the healers, running at the last surviving member of the raid, me. I get nailed in 2 shots, the startfire cast never being completed. After the group wipes, someone reports Prince's health.

If only they'd told the Chicken, I could have instead cast 2 Wrath and an instant Moonfire, more commonly known as Spamfire. "Why" you ask? Wrath commonly hits for 1600-1800, critting for 2250-2400, while Moonfire hits for 500-650 and crits for 1000-1200.